I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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