he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
