this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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