I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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