I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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