Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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