HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
i need some magic done to my vagina
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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