I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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