Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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