Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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