please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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