and you said cock pushups were impossible
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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