Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay

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(213): View more from California

How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of

(212): View more from New York

fuck you.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!

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