it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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