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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
only you would photoshop your dick
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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