she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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