Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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