Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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