I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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