I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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