Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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