Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
this hospital has no fireball
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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