i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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