Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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