laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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