physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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