so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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