i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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