That's intense
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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