5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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