Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
