At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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