kristin has been a bad kristin
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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