He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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