Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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