There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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