party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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