That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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