he shaved USA in his pubs
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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