Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You made out with two different species that night
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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