Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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