i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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