who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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