READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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