What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize