Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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