Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
