To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So vagazzling was a success
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