is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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