I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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