You work out of a Hotel?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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