I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
