So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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