I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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