Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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