Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob