Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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