I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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