Got a toothbrush?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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